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A compendium of things shiny and random, including but not limited to: edibles, readables, listenables, watchables, covetables and ponderables. Please watch your step.

WHEN I’M HANGING OUT WITH A BUNCH OF AWESOME LADYJOURNOS

(Source: replaceface)

I don’t want the City Council speaker, the mayor, the governor the president, the congress, I don’t want anybody involved in my uterus, my vagina, my liver, my kidney, my lung. None of it. It is mine and I am going to get the best medical people to advise me on it. Period.

Christine Quinn Graphically Describes Her Position On Abortion Rights (via capitalnewyork)

Graphically but correctly.

(via inothernews)

What she said.

(via inothernews)

millionsmillions:

In celebration of their two-hundredth issue, The Paris Review presents a spread of paint chips drawn from the most colorful descriptions in literature.

millionsmillions:

In celebration of their two-hundredth issue, The Paris Review presents a spread of paint chips drawn from the most colorful descriptions in literature.

Sigh. I can’t even. (via Buzzfeed)

Sigh. I can’t even. (via Buzzfeed)

(Source: hail-king-kendrick)

imwithkanye:

You don’t even blink do you? Quick, staring contest! Me and you. Now!

imwithkanye:

You don’t even blink do you? Quick, staring contest! Me and you. Now!

For the first eight years of our marriage, [Michelle and I] were paying more in student loans than what we were paying for our mortgage. So we know what this is about.

And we were lucky to land good jobs with a steady income. But we only finished paying off our student loans—check this out, all right, I’m the President of the United States—we only finished paying off our student loans about eight years ago.

—President Obama in North Carolina today on why Congress has to act to prevent interest rates on student loans from doubling (via barackobama)

CHECK THIS OUT, ALL RIGHT, I’M THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

(via bestrooftalkever)

(via iwaslivinginadeviltown)

(Source: overitdotcom, via kickyandfun)

inothernews:

laughterkey:

tallwhitney:

Hillary Clinton meets Louis C.K. (I would love to know what’s being said here)

I love Amy creepin’ in the background.  

Someone should make this photo into a sculpture.

inothernews:

laughterkey:

tallwhitney:

Hillary Clinton meets Louis C.K. (I would love to know what’s being said here)

I love Amy creepin’ in the background.  

Someone should make this photo into a sculpture.